10 Reasons Why Every Supermodel Wants to Date Me (part 1)

April 25, 2014 by Adam Dunlap

People keep asking me, “Adam, why do you think you deserve a supermodel girlfriend?” And honestly, that’s a pretty dumb question because not only do I deserve a supermodel girlfriend, the truth is that every supermodel actually already wants to date me (although some don’t know it yet). With that in mind I thought it was the perfect time to kill two birds with one stone, and I’ve written this article specifically for all the Victoria’s Secret supermodels out there who are reading this right now. Future supermodel girlfriend, here are the top 10 reasons why you want to date me.

#10. I’m rich

Let’s start with one of the most superficial and yet attractive things a man can provide: financial security. You date me and you got it. I can’t say how much money I have, but I can say that neither of us are ever going to worry about money ever again. That’s not a bad place to start if you ask me.

#9. I’m in awesome shape

Staying surface level but still important, my six pack abs match your fine, defined ass. Take note – I’m not asking for anything more than I’m giving. Physically we match. And even though that’s not even close to the most attractive thing about me, admit it, you appreciate my dedication to washboard arms and broad shoulder which make you feel safe and protected. What can I say? They call me the rock, and I live up to it. It’s all for you, baby.

Lily Aldridge

If I had been born a woman, I’m sure I’d look just like Lily Aldridge does in this picture. Don’t be hatin. It’s just a testament to my genes and my awesome work ethic to stay in shape. Clearly Lily and I are most likely perfect for each other.

#8. Location. Location. Location.

I’m not tied to a specific location. In fact, I can travel and live anywhere in the world at pretty much a moment’s notice. It’s the benefit of owning the company I started and designed. You want to stay close to your family in Brazil? I’m there with you. You’re planning to spend all summer in South Africa modeling and you don’t want to be lonely? Count me in. You want to elope to Tahiti and practice making babies all day every day? You read my mind. Let’s go.

#7. I’m Multi-Lingual

I speak 3 languages – English, Spanish, and French. Ask yourself, what girl doesn’t want to be wooed in French? I know you do. Plus, if you’re from Brazil, I promise that because of my adeptness at Latin based languages, I can learn Portuguese in under 60 days. Communication will not be our problem, and we can get lost anywhere in the world and still fit in. I know what you’re thinking: voulez-vous coucher avec moi, ce soir? Hmmm… I’m not that easy. But maybe on the second date.

Lais Ribeiro

Lais Ribeiro is from Brazil. Perfect! I’ve always wanted a reason this attractive to learn Portuguese.

#6. I have zero emotional baggage

Everyone that gets to the late 20s has emotional baggage. That is, everyone except me. If you have some, that’s ok. Life is rough, and I understand. But I don’t have any. And that’s not because I’m a heartless, stone cold, heart-breaker (although some girls might disagree). It’s because I’m cool like that, and I’ve never made any mistakes that would leave me with issues I’m bringing into our relationship. Believe me, when it comes to you and me, baby, you get allllllllllllllll of me. And the number of Ls in the last sentence will make a lot more sense on date #2 if you catch my meaning.

(Click here to read Part 2 of this article and the top 5 reasons why every supermodel wants to date me)

April 25, 2014 in Adam Dunlap, Lais Ribeiro, Lily Aldridge, Supermodels by Adam Dunlap