10 Reasons Why Every Supermodel Wants to Date Me (part 2)

April 25, 2014 by Adam Dunlap

This is a continuation of the 10 Reason Why Every Supermodel Wants to Date Me (part 1). If you haven’t yet read part one, click here!


#5. You’ll never go a day without smiling

If you browse this site and you don’t laugh and least a little then you probably aren’t the right girl for me. If you do, then we haven’t even scratched the surface. I’m going to make you smile ear-to-ear every day for the rest of your life. And you and I both know that’s not something you can buy with good looks. Admit it, you’ve tried and it doesn’t work. Well frown no more supermodel girlfriend, that’s why you got me :-)

#4. You’ll always feel secure

Let’s face it – people think you’re a perfect supermodel babe and life is perfect and you have everything perfectly figured out etc etc. You might. But I’m going to wager you still have your off days, and you even have insecurities about your body. Don’t worry, you’ll always feel secure with me. If the washboard abs and broad shoulders haven’t convinced you yet, then take solace in this: they call me the King of Comfort. It’s a testament to my intuitiveness, sensitivity, and strength, and you’ll appreciate it more than you know. Especially when we take a break from all that practicing and get lost in a Tahitian jungle.

Alessandra Ambrosio

I’m trying to find more photos of supermodels that are pretty enough to date me, but they are few and far between. So I keep coming back to Alessandra. If you ask me, this looks like the perfect attire for Tahitian jungle exploring. Nice work, AA :-)

#3. I value you for you

Another facing – you always feel like you’re judged and prized solely for your boobs, don’t you? And you want people to see you for what’s behind your boobs, and not just for what your mama gave ya, right? Well with me you got it. Even though I think you’re gorgeous, that’s not ultimately why I’m interested in you. Looks are just the initiator. Now that we have chemistry, we are way beyond the physical, and we’re never looking back except when I check that ass of yours because it’s so perfect.

#2. We’ll grow old together

Beauty is fleeting. Everyone knows it, and you especially have been confronted with this idea countless times both literally and just in your thinking of the future. No worries. Long after you grow old and stop being a supermodel, I’ll still love you just the way I did when we first fell for each other. In other words, you’ll always be a supermodel to me. (I ran out of jokes so I decided to be charming. I hope you don’t mind :)

Candice Swanepoel

Women are like wine – they get better with age. There are no exceptions. Even for supermodel babes like Candice Swanepoel. That’s kind of crazy when you think about it, but I don’t mind. Especially if she becomes my girlfriend.

#1. Because you’re here and I’m asking

I’ll be bold and say that you want a man who knows what he wants and isn’t afraid to take charge. Well that’s exactly what I’m doing. If we crossed paths in the grocery store you’d know you found me. But we’re worlds apart, and I only know you through the Victoria’s Secret catalog that’s underneath my pillow. That’s why the universe has brought this site into existence – to bring us together. Tell me this: do you see anyone else with a SupermodelGirlfriend.com website? Didn’t think so. It’s you and me, girl, and that has always been our destiny. So stop questioning what is clearly meant to be, and fill out my supermodel girlfriend application. Love won’t wait forever. And neither will my money.


So there you have it. Those are the 10 reasons why all Victoria’s Secret supermodels want to date me. I hope you learned something and are less judgmental towards me and the fact that I’m just using this site to end the loneliness of the perfect supermodel for me. And if you’re a girl out there and you’re not a VS angel, take heart. Even though you’re not on the top of my to-date list, I’m sure you’re a wonderful girl and you’ll find a great guy one day too :-)

If you feel I missed anything in my top ten list please leave a comment below. I’m sure there are many more reasons why every supermodel wants to date me, and I always enjoy hearing people expound on more of them.


Recap: 10 Reasons You (Victoria Secret Supermodel) Want to Date Me

10. I’m rich
9. I’m in awesome shape
8. I can travel and live anywhere in the world at pretty much a moment’s notice
7. I’m multi-lingual
6. I have zero emotional baggage
5. You’ll never go a day without smiling
4. You’ll always feel secure
3. I value you for you
2. We’ll grow old together
1. Because you’re here and I’m asking

April 25, 2014 in Adam Dunlap, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Supermodels by Adam Dunlap