6 Reasons Why Supermodels Have The Best Boobs (part 1)

April 29, 2014 by Adam Dunlap

When it comes to supermodels, there is no question about it – they have the best boobs. With this in mind, I thought I’d write an article explaining 6 reasons why supermodel boobs are the best. I’m hoping I don’t actually have to convince you of this, but if you really don’t agree with me then be forewarned, I’m pretty sure this article will change your boob perspective forever. Let’s jump right in.

#1. No Tan Lines

Search the internet for supermodel boobs and there is one thing you’ll almost never find: supermodel boobs with tan lines. I think this is awesome. Although I generally accept the idea that all women are beautiful, there’s something about perfectly tanned boobs that take a woman’s hotness to the stratosphere.

Now, for the sake of all women reading this who have a hard time keeping their boobs evenly colored, I’ll set your mind at ease by letting you know that boobs with tan lines are not a deal breaker for me, nor have I found them to be a deal breaker for most guys. But one thing is for sure – given the choice I appreciate an evenly colored complexion that covers the entire lady lump. Supermodels always have this, so their boobs get a vote from me.

Natasha Barnard

Ummmm nope. No tan lines here. Nice work, Natasha. Your boobs make me proud :-)

#2. They are airbrushed

One of the reasons supermodel boobs are so fantastic is because they are airbrushed. I love this about supermodel boobs because it makes them perfect. I mean think about – given the choice, would you rather have regular boobs or airbrushed perfect supermodel boobs? Answer: airbrushed perfect supermodel boobs all day every day! It’s hard to argue with perfection, so supermodels knockers get another very personal “uh-huh” from me.

#3. They are modest

One thing I really appreciate about supermodel boobs is supermodels are modest and keep them covered. At first this might seem counter-intuitive, but it’s actually not. You see, part of what makes supermodel boobs so wonderful is the fact that we rarely see all of them.

To understand this truth fully we have to envision the exact opposite scenario. So imagine just for a second if every time you walked into a Wal-Mart, all the female door greeters, cashiers, and customers were all topless. Believe me, you’d become desensitized to the magnificence of boobs very quickly. In stark contrast to our hypothetical Wal-Mart apocalypse, supermodels keep their nipples so incognito that you can’t find true topless photos of half of them even if you spend an entire week searching Google without any food or bathroom breaks. Believe me, I’ve tried more than once. And I’ll have you know that especially if you’re looking for topless photos of Alessandra Ambrosio it’s a complete waste of time.

It’s through these disappointing experiences that I realized I’m actually quite thankful for this supermodel modesty because it perpetuates the mystery, desire, and intrigue that their boobs have. Well played you gorgeous perky duo of supermodel mammary. Well played.

Nina Agdal

The epitome of modest – Nina Agdal. What would we do without you as an example for Wal-Mart women everywhere? Life surely just wouldn’t be as good.


(To be continued. Click here to read part 2!)


April 29, 2014 in Adam Dunlap, Natasha Barnard, Nina Agdal, Supermodels by Adam Dunlap