6 Reasons Why Supermodels Have The Best Boobs (part 2)

April 29, 2014 by Adam Dunlap

This is a continuation of 6 Reasons Why Supermodels Have The Best Boobs (part 1). If you haven’t read that article yet, click here!


#4. Boob Variety

Supermodels come from all countries and all walks of life. There are supermodels from the US, from Brazil, from France, from Brazil, from Russia, and most importantly from Brazil. And you know what that means: supermodel boobs have implicit variety.

Now since we are talking about international boobs, I though I might as well take this time to inject some boob knowledge that most people don’t know. What most people don’t know is that boobs from different countries actually feel different. Believe me, I’d know. I’ve fondled breast from more than 120 different countries, and I’ve become so adept at noticing their subtle difference that I can actually tell a woman’s nationality just by giving her a boob massage. I know, I know, it’s a pretty cool talent. But don’t praise me too much. It’s an acquired skill, and I’m sure you could learn it, too.

Anyway, I tangent. As I was saying, supermodels come from all countries and all walks of life. Especially Brazil. And this is great because that means supermodels provide the whole gambit of boobs for men everywhere to admire. No doubt about it, supermodel boobs are número um.

Carla Ossa

Why hello there Ms. Ossa. I can’t feel your boobs through the computer screen, but if I could I’d know you were from Colombia. As it is, I had to look it up online. At least the internet is good for something.

#5. It doesn’t matter what size they are

Guys are always analyzing boob size (not as much as women, but close). And inevitably what every guy ultimately realizes is he has a boob size preference. Big boobs, bigger boobs, biggest ever double D boobs etc. it doesn’t matter, every guy is different. With this in mind, one thing that makes supermodel boobs the best in the world is that regardless of their size, they are always awesome! This idea can be best seen in the following photo of Candice Swanepoel. The truth this photo shows is simple: Swanepoel doesn’t even have boobs and I still want to play with them. And I’m sure you do too. So there you go – point proven. Regardless of their size, supermodel boobs are fondleful.*

Candice Sanepoel

No boobs? No problem. Supermodels boobs can still pull off the look. Bravo, I say. Bra. Vo.

*See that play on words? Combining “wonderful” and “fondling”? Thought you’d appreciate that :-)

#6. Supermodel boobs support the hottest lingerie in the world and make all women more beautiful

Last and most importantly, what makes supermodel boobs the best boobs on the planet is they support the hottest lingerie in the world. I could post about 8 million photos showing this, but I’m sure you’ve already seen almost all of them (wink wink ;). The lead Victoria’s Secret angle even gets to wear a multi-million dollar fantasy bra every year. Now if that’s not a +1 for supermodel boobs then you’re living in the stone age and you might as well go fondle a da Vinci sculpture. The fact is, without supermodel boobs, Victoria’s Secret lingerie wouldn’t be as hot and neither would all the women all over the world that VS lingerie dresses up. For that reason alone, I think all men and women everywhere owe supermodel boobs a giant debt of gratitude, and deserve to rank them as the #1 boobs in the world.

Bregje Heinen & Elyse Taylor

Let’s face the music – without awesome supermodel boobs like these possessed by Bregje Heinen and Elyse Talyor, Victoria’s Secret lingerie just wouldn’t be as hot. And that would be a travesty for everyone, women included.

So there you have it. Those are my 6 reasons why supermodel boobs are the best. If you still don’t agree with me then I admit I may be a bit bias. Truth be told, for some reason every time I’m with a supermodel one-on-one she always ends up taking off her prototype Victoria’s Secret bra and throwing it at me. It’s the weirdest phenomenon (!!!), and countless experiences like this have given me extensive personal time with some very coveted angle humps. I think that has probably influenced my boob opinion quite a lot, but I did try my best to give a neutral analysis in this article. If you don’t agree, then kindly post your rebuttal in the comments below. We’ll see if we can come to a consensus or at least have a rousing debate worthy of this fondleful topic.

Thanks for reading!

P.S. If you own a pair of supermodel boobs (aka, you’re a supermodel) then fill out my supermodel girlfriend application! If not for you, then do it for your hooters who I just spent two pages praising. If they don’t thank you immediately, I’m sure it’ll just be a matter of time :-)


Recap: 6 Reasons Why Supermodels Have the Best Boobs

  1. No tan lines
  2. They are airbrushed
  3. They are modest
  4. Boob variety
  5. It doesn’t matter what size they are
  6. They wear the hottest lingerie in the world and in turn make all women hotter

April 29, 2014 in Adam Dunlap, Bregje Heinen, Candice Swanepoel, Carla Ossa, Elyse Taylor, Supermodels by Adam Dunlap