My Marriage Proposal to Nina Agdal

May 6, 2014 by Adam Dunlap

It’s 2am, and I just realized something that every man realizes at some point in his life – I’ve seen enough women on the internet to know which one I want to marry. Who’s the lucky girl, you ask? Why, it’s none other than the flawlessly captivating Nina Agdal.


It took me almost 28 full years of searching, but now there is no doubt – Nina, you’re the one.

I want to propose to Nina. Luckily for me, it’s 2am, and at 2am my brain goes into hyper-drive, and it’s the most creative time for me. So I thought I’d take advantage of this moment and propose to Nina right here publicly with a completely, 100% original poem that I’m going to write right now. And if that’s not enough to knock the fantasy bra off my favorite supermodel, I’ve decided in my creative brilliance that I’m also going to write this poem in iambic pentameter. It really is only fitting for such a formal and romantic proposal.

Nina? I know we haven’t known each other that long, but I’ve been thinking about us, our lives together, and our future. And I have something to ask you:

But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the east, and Nina is the sun.
Arise, fair sun, and ignore all the supermodels that aren’t as hot as you,
Who are already sick and pale with grief,
That I’ve chosen you because you’re simply hotter.
Be not their friends, since they are envious;
Their bikini tops don’t fit right at all
And none but fools do wear them; cast it off.
It is you my Nina, O, it is you my love!
O, if you didn’t know before, you definitely know now. You’re welcome :-)
You speak yet you say nothing: what of that?
Ah, you’re giving me the look; I will answer it.
I am too bold, I see now you want to play hard to get. Game on ;-)
Two of the fairest jugs in all the heaven,
Having some business, do entreat my eyes
To stare at your chest without blinking for two hours straight.
What if you hadn’t been born with these beautiful knockers?
The fineness of your ass would still win me over,
As daylight doth a lamp; your ass cupped in my hands
Would no doubt feel so right
That birds would sing and think, “Wow, what a freakin’ awesome perfect couple. Good catch, Nina.”
See, how your bikini bottoms fit your ass so perfectly!
O, I can most definitely guarantee that my hands will do the same.
Will you marry me?

So there you have it Ms. Nina Agdal aka soon to be Mrs. Nina Dunlap. That is my completely original poem which I wrote for you as a marriage proposal. I know you will accept because what girl could say no to a poem like that?! It’s probably the single greatest romantic piece of literature of all time.

Nina – click here to accept my marriage proposal, and we’ll live happily ever after :-)

In summary, I’m so happy I scoured the internet so faithfully and found you, and I’m so happy we get to spend the rest of our lives together. What a great adventure we have in store for us.


Yup, Nins, you’re the one. I never doubted :-)

May 6, 2014 in Adam Dunlap, Featured Articles, Nina Agdal, Supermodels by Adam Dunlap