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Goals of

Goal #1: To entertain the readers with great articles and amazing photos, to inspire deep thinking about love and relationships, and most importantly launch debates about who the hottest supermodel is.

Goal #2: Inspire men everywhere to aspire to marry supermodels. Think about it – if we held all women everywhere to supermodel high standards and quit giving them babies just because we “love them” then they’ll all be forced to become supermodel quality. Just be forewarned, if this goes global then women will probably conspire and do the same thing. So unless you have 6-pack abs and are as awesome as me, this plan could easily backfire and take away your lovely, you-focused lifestyle and make you stop watching football, get off the couch, and make something of your lazy self. My advice if you’re a man: learn from this site, but don’t show it to any women unless you know a lonely supermodel that you think would be a good match for me.

Goal #3: Land me a supermodel girlfriend and make her the happiest woman on the planet. Because we all know that without a supermodel girlfriend, life just isn’t as good. Believe me, I know! I’ve been living without a supermodel girlfriend for the last 27 years, and it’s awful!

Goal #4: If goal #3 doesn’t work then the intermediary solution is to land a reality show called “Adam Dunlap’s Supermodel Girlfriend.” It’ll be just like the Bachelor except it’ll be me and 20 supermodels all vying for my affection. But that’s not ideal. It’s just a backup plan.


Kicking off goal #1. Is Carla Ossa the hottest supermodel? If she was my girlfriend I’d give a resounding “Yes!!” But for now I’ll just give a PC “maybe.”