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Adam Dunlap

8 Reasons Why I’m the Greatest Snuggler of All Time

August 2, 2015 in Adam Dunlap, Featured Articles, Jenna Pietersen, Nina Agdal, Supermodels, Yésica Toscanini

Supermodels are constantly fighting over me and their place in the pecking order of my affections. This has become especially true over the last 30 days since I filed a restraining order against all but 3 of them. One of the many reasons why supermodels (and women everywhere) are so enamored with me is because I’m “the greatest snugglers of all time” (not my words). I’m not here to flaunt my talents, but I will explain the 8 reasons why I’m the best ever. By reading this, maybe you can learn something and become a better snuggler yourself.

8 Reasons Why I’ve The Greatest Snuggler of All Time

#1. I’m a Twin
In general, twins are the best snugglers. This is because they spend 9 months snuggling their twin in the womb, and then they usually spend the next few years of their lives sleeping in the arms of their twin. I have a twin sister, which means I basically came out of the birth canal an adept snuggler, and I’ve built on that by spending the last 29 years of my life perfecting my craft. As any supermodel will tell you, the results are mind-blowing.

#2. I’ve Had Extensive Practice Snuggling Supermodels Around The World
They say practice makes perfect, and it’s true. I get more focused snuggling practice with a more diverse group of gorgeous babes than anyone ever. My quest to find the perfect supermodel for me requires this, and the result is I spend just about every night innocently snuggling supermodels in romantic settings such as Paris, Cancun, and Macau. I learn something and get better every time.

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This is Jenna Pietersen. My memory gets hazy with all the supermodels I’ve snuggled, but I don’t think Jenna and I have ever snuggled. That’s OK. I am only one man and by definition that makes me a scarce resource. I simply don’t have time to snuggle all the gorgeous babes on the planet.

#3  I Never Break Snuggling Etiquette
If you want to be a great snuggler there are a couple natural sleeping tendencies and behaviors you have to overcome. These include things like fidgeting, snoring, sweating, stealing the covers, and talking in your sleep. Most men do at least two of these. I, however, don’t do any of these, and I never have. The result is always a very comfortable and uninterrupted night sleep for the lucky woman who falls asleep wrapped in my arms. In fact, I don’t even have a single snuggling complaint on my record.

#4. I Speak French
Trust me on this one: if you’re a woman, you want the man you’re snuggling to speak the ultimate romantic language – French. This is true even if you’re just snuggling platonically. If he doesn’t speak French you’re missing a powerful element. I speak French, ergo, my snuggle rating is higher.

#5. Harvard and Yale Concur that Snuggling Me Has Unprecedented and Powerfully Positive Biologically Effects on Women
At the request of researchers at Harvard and Yale, I have been the focused subject of multiple double-blind snuggle studies, and they have unanimously concluded that women who fall asleep in my arms experience reduced stress levels, more balance hormones, less anxiety and mood swings, and ultimately they are more rested and wake up more excited for life. In fact, I think their official conclusion was something like, “Holy smokes! Never in a million years did we dream we’d see such a positive effect from snuggling someone. Adam must be the greatest snuggler of all time! Any woman who gets to snuggle Adam Dunlap is definitely one of the luckiest women ever.” You can’t really argue this one since it’s coming from Harvard and Yale. I guess I really am that good.

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This is Yésica Toscanini from Argentina. I am open to snuggling with Yésica, but she can’t wear shoes. Gosh I hate it when supermodels try to wear shoes to bed! Socks are OK to fall asleep with, but shoes are not. When supermodels try to pull this one on me, I always kick them out of bed until they get their act together.

#6. I Don’t Judge Other Snugglers
One of the setbacks to being the greatest snuggler of all time is no one compares to me. You’d think that would make me pretentious and arrogant, but the truth is I never judge the women I snuggle with. Everyone has different snuggling abilities, and even though I’m the best, I don’t feel that makes me inherently better than any supermodels, surfer babes, or other gorgeous women who throw themselves as my feet. That’s the grace I give to women, and I’ve found they really appreciate it.

#7. My Arms Will Protect You Even If There is a 8.6 Magnitude Earthquake
As a man, one of the keys to being a good snuggler is to make your partner feel safe and protected. My broad shoulders and athletically toned physique assure women of this instantly. The result is they sleep better because as they fall asleep they subconsciously think, “Even if there is a 8.6 earthquake and this penthouse condo overlooking the ocean collapses, I know I’ll be safe in the rubble because Adam’s strong arms will shield me from the collapsing roof.” This is true, although I’ve never had to prove this one, and I’d rather not have to.

#8. My Snuggling is Endorsed by Nina Agdal
You don’t have to take my word for it. The hottest supermodel on the planet, Nina Agdal, endorses my snuggling. Go ahead and ask her if I’m a good snuggler or not. She might avoid the question and she might act coy, but when she finally gives you a solid answer it will be something like, “O. M. G. Yes! Adam is the greatest snuggler of all time!” Need I say more? Defense rests.

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Take it from the hottest supermodel on the planet. All bias aside, I think she is probably right – I am the greatest snuggler of all time.

So there you have it. Harvard, Yale, Nina Agdal and countless supermodels and surfer babes around the world corroborate the myth and confirm the truth that I’m the greatest snuggler of all time. Humbly I say, it’s a great honor to have this title, and I plan to continue sharing my snuggling abilities with gorgeous women around the world… until, of course, Nina Agdal accepts my marriage proposal, and from then on I will only snuggle her (I’m pretty sure Nina is the 2nd greatest snuggler of all time, so once it’s officially she and me, why would I snuggle anyone else?). My advice to all gorgeous women out there is to throw yourself at my feet while you still have the opportunity, and hope I give you a chance to snuggle me. If that doesn’t work, then wait until I release my book, “The Art of Snuggling,” and find a guy who has read it.

Thank you for reading, and please share this article with any eligible, elegant, supermodels you know. Plus tell them to fill out my Supermodel Girlfriend application so they can have a chance to snuggle with me. Thanks!

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The 8 Reasons Why I’m The Greatest Snuggler Of All Time

  1. I’m a Twin
  2. I’ve snuggled more gorgeous babes than any guy ever
  3. I never break snuggling etiquette
  4. I speak French
  5. Harvard and Yale concur that I am the best
  6. I don’t judge other snugglers
  7. My arms will protect you even if there is an 8.6 magnitude earthquake
  8. Nina Agdal says so
Adam Dunlap

Filing A Restraining Order Against All Supermodels

July 2, 2015 in Adam Dunlap, Adriana Lima, Alessandra Ambrosio, Bregje Heinen, Candice Swanepoel, Carla Ossa, Cris Urena, Elyse Taylor, Karolina Kurkova, Lais Ribeiro, Lily Aldridge, Lindsay Ellingson, Maryna Linchuk, Natasha Barnard, Nina Agdal, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Samantha Hoopes, Supermodels

Enough is enough!! A year and a half ago I opened up my life to dating supermodels with the launch of my world famous Supermodel Girlfriend Application. Since then my life has become completely crazy as just about every supermodel on the planet has done their best to win my affections. The problem is, they don’t know when to stop, and they won’t leave me alone! My phone never stops ringing from supermodels calling and texting me, and they refuse to accept that sometimes I like to sleep alone as shown by the fact that they keep sneaking into my house and lying on my bed in only their VS lingerie hoping I come home and undress them fully. I mean c’mon – give a man some space! Clearly I can’t keep living under these circumstances, and this has caused me to take decisive action.

Before I announce my decision, I have a message for all supermodels:

#1. Please understand that I think you’re all gorgeous, but I’m only one man and I simply can’t date all of you at the same time. It’s just one of those things, and I’m really sorry I’m so awesome and you all want to have my babies, but I just don’t have time for all of you. Sorry!

#2. Even if you didn’t know the above, you should have been more respectful of me, and you shouldn’t have all been texting me 500 times a day with your most recent Victoria’s Secret lingerie photos and whatnot. NEWS FLASH: Guys like me don’t only care about cleavage, and you need to demonstrate more qualities besides just how hot you are when you’re half naked. Got it?

#3. I’ve made it public that I’m really interested in Nina Agdal, and I’d like for you respect that since she and I are probably going to get married, and I’m pretty sure when that happens she won’t want me dating other supermodels, so we might as well call it quits right now and save us both a lot of heartache when we can no longer get together and make out. Thank you for understanding.

Because it’s clear that supermodels worldwide are not respecting my space, I’ve decided to file a restraining order against all of them* (except for a few). Here is a list of supermodels I’ve filed restraining orders against (in alphabetical order):

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Bregje, enough is enough. I can’t seduce you every night of the week. I need some time off. Hopefully this restraining order will give us just that, and then we can try to pick up where we left off.

  • Abbey Lee Kershaw
  • Adriana Lima
  • Agyness Deyn
  • Alice Dellal
  • Alyson Le Borges
  • Amber Valletta
  • Ana Beatriz Barros
  • Angela Lindvall
  • Anja Rubik
  • Aurelie Claudel
  • Bar Rafaelli
  • Bregje Heinen
  • Brooklyn Decker
  • Brooklyn Decker
  • Candice Swanepoel
  • Carla Ossa
  • Caroline Winberg
  • Catherin McNeil
  • Chanel Iman
  • Christy Turlington
  • Cindy Taylor
  • Claudia Schieffer
  • Coco Rocha
  • Cris Urena
  • Crystal Renn
  • Daria Webowy
  • Dewi Driegen
  • Doutzen Kroes
  • Doutzen Kross
  • Ella McPherson
  • Elyse Taylor
  • Emanuela De Paula

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    Maroles, you have a right to look disappointed, but you really brought this one on yourself. Let’s cool off for a bit and see how we feel in a few months.

  • Emma Cunmulaj
  • Erin Watson
  • Eva Herzigova
  • Gemma Ward
  • Gisele Bundchen
  • Heidi Klum
  • Hilary Rhoda
  • Irina Shayk
  • Isabelie Dontana
  • Jennifer Hawkins
  • Jessica Stam
  • Jessica White
  • Jordan Dunn
  • Julie Henderson
  • Karlie Kross
  • Karolina Kurkova
  • Kate Moss
  • Kelly Brook
  • Kim Cloutier
  • Kristy Hinze
  • Lasi Ribeiro
  • Lily Aldridge
  • Lily Cole
  • Lily Donaldson
  • Lindsay Ellingson
  • Liya Kebede
  • Marisa Miller
  • Marisa Ramirez
  • Marloes Horst
  • Maryna Linchuk
  • Milla Jovovich

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    I don’t know who this supermodel is, but I’ve filed a restraining order against her because she is probably stalking me.

  • Miranda Kerr
  • Natalia Vodianova
  • Nataliya Gotsiy
  • Natasha Barnard
  • Natasha Poly
  • Noemie Lenair
  • Petra Nemcova
  • Rosi Huntington-Whiteley
  • Samantha Hoopes
  • Selita Ebanks
  • Tori Praver
  • Valerie van der Graaf
  • Yasmin Warsame

*If you’re a supermodel and you’re not mentioned on this list then I’ve still probably filed a restraining order against you because you’re probably stalking me. The supermodels I have not filed a restraining order against are Alessandra Ambrosio, Kate Upton, and of course the soon to be Mrs. Adam Dunlap (aka Nina Agdal).

Thank you everyone for your time and for respecting my dating limitations and the fact that I don’t want to have 200 kids from 86 different supermodels. I will let you know if I repeal the restraining orders and once again begin accepting supermodel girlfriend applications. Thank you.

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Nina, not only are you beautiful, you also know how to respect a man’s boundaries and give me my space when I  need it. That’s why I’m so happy we’re getting married.

Adam Dunlap

Overboob vs. Underboob: Which is the Better Look For You? (part 1)

April 7, 2015 in Adam Dunlap, Maryna Linchuk, Nina Agdal, Supermodels

My Supermodel Girlfriend site has taken a lot of flak over the last year or so. In that time, about 2.6 million people have called it, “Objectifying to women although quite sexy,” and another 600,000 or so have called it, “Downright repulsive but oddly addictive and fun to read.” Although I can see how the simultaneous public jealousy and admiration of all the supermodel attention I get could cause these mixed (and ultimately unfair) reviews, I really did take all the feedback to heart.

The result of my heartfelt reconsideration of this site is I’ve decided to make a prominent change – I’ve decided to start writing my articles specifically for women. (and that’s different from the past where I specifically wrote for supermodels who wanted to marry me). I now intend to write for the general female public with the aim of helping all women everywhere find true love, please their man, and simply become hotter. This article is the first in that pursuit, and in advance I will say, “You are welcome!!” because I know all you women will enjoy reading this article because of its great descriptions, pictures, and insight. Plus you are going to learn so much!

Alright ladies, so now that this article is for you, let’s not waste time talking about my latest supermodel threesome (that’s definitely worth talking about, but we’ll save it for another time). Let’s jump right into why you are here. For the same reasons that you read all those fashion and style magazines, you’re here because you want to become more attractive to men and make them (or him specifically) go crazy over you every day for the rest of your life. Luckily, you now have me in your corner, and I think I’ve found the perfect adjustment that will help you accomplish this impossible-until-now goal. It’s based around the Overboob vs. Underboob conundrum.

Now some backtracking to bring all you ladies up to speed. The Overboob vs. Underboob conundrum is actually an ongoing man-debate that has been raging in secret for the better part of 600 years. It is based around two different “boob looks,” (the Overboob Look vs the Underboob Look) and men are divided on which boob look is hotter and makes your lady humps more deserving of being fondled by one of us. Until today no man has ever provided a definitive resolution to the question because men are dumb. But I am the profound and unique exception to the all-encompassing “Men Are Dumb” rule, so I have dutifully taken it upon myself to officially end this debate once and for all through this article. Clearly everyone stands to benefit from this announcement (especially all you women), so you can all thank me in your adoring fan mail which I know you will write soon.

Let’s get specific. Pictures say a thousand words, and since men aren’t good at using words (I am, again, the unique exception) I’ve decided to explain the Overboob and Underboob looks via pictures (which are always the catalysts for these man-debates anyway). Along with the pictures, I have included succinct descriptions. I’ve also written some of my own feedback so you women can better understand the delineation between the looks and how you can implement them to be perceived as a more elegant, stunning, and worthwhile booty call.

Look #1: The Overboob Look

Below is a picture of the original Overboob Look. Basically any look is considered an Overboob Look when you can see the top part of the boobs. It’s super classic and can be worn when you go out and when you stay in. Truly put, it’s always a man-pleaser no matter the occasion. Plus with today’s push-up bras and revolutionary “socks in your bra” tricks, pretty much any woman can sport this look no matter your actual cup size.

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Penelope Cruz shows us what a simple and strong Overboob look is. It’s classy and inviting, but it doesn’t have to be so forward that guys think you’re a whore.

Look #2: The Underboob Look

The picture below shows a classic Underboob Look. Basically a look is considered an Underboob Look when you can see the bottom part of the boobs and the rest of the mammary is covered. Comparatively speaking, between the two looks, the Underboob look is the far rarer one. And that’s great because one of the big advantages with this look is it still has that “originality” edge so you won’t feel like you’re copying some other chick (I know you gals are really sensitive about being original). Overall, the Overboob look is a a fantastic look that shows a great style and presence and can be worn almost religiously due to its versatility..

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From my experience, camp counselors that sport the Underboob Look are some of the best counselors. I’ve found that in general they seem to be kind and encouraging, and I think that’s really indicative of what the Underboob Look brings out in the women who sport it. More on this later.

Look #3: Overboob Look (variation #1)

This third picture, shown below, is another example of an Overboob Look. It’s a variation because it’s clearly different from the Penelope Cruz example as it starts to show the sides of the boobs as well. But even though more of the boob is showing, it’s still considered “Overboob.” Don’t let it confuse you – I like to say, “When it doubt, just assume it’s Overboob.” This is definitely a great variation to consider for all you gals. You can sport this look in your personal “It’s time to please my man” time, and you can pull it off in public with a really elegant dress that is specifically made for this look. You really can’t go wrong with Overboob variation #1.

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Gemma Atkinson kindly volunteered this photo to us. It shows that the classic version of the Overboob look doesn’t have to be restricted to just showing the top part of your boobs. I hope that’s encouraging to you gals out there. It really is OK to think outside the box when you’re thinking about how to show off your hooters.

Look #4: Great Boob Look (aka Overboob Look (variation #2))

The 4th picture below shows a boob look that is really common especially on Miami beaches and in Brazil. But, ummm, I’m not actually sure what this look is called since it shows all sides of the boob. Usually as men we just call this look, “Awesome.” Some looks don’t need to be classified as they are too good to be pigeonholed with dumb man-delineations. So technically I’d argue this is is “Overboob Look (variation #2),” but honestly no one really cares. If you have boobs like these, you can sport them anytime, anywhere, and with complete confidence. However, my recommendation is to be a bit more reserved. Use this as a “summer only” look or break it out during an impromptu blizzard to be extra sexy.

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Special thanks to Kate Upton and Sports Illustrated for working together to bring us this very educational capture!

So there you have it. That was a quick photo-guide overview to the two main boob looks. Does that all make sense? Again, and to be clear, there are really only two boob looks (not including being topless), but I decided to publish four photos in order to answer the clarifying questions that are always there. Now that all you ladies are up to speed, let’s move on to figure out which boob look (Overboob or Underboob) is definitively better and which look is the best for you.

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Click here to read Part 2 and find out which boob look is the best for you!

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Adam Dunlap

10 Reasons Why I Love Supermodels (part 2 of 2)

April 23, 2014 in Adam Dunlap, Adriana Lima, Supermodels

This is a continuation of the 10 Reason Why I Love Supermodels (part 1 of 2). Click here to read part 1.

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#6. Supermodels have a genetic disposition to being in shape

Adding on to reason #5 (valuing their health and physique) is an added genetic benefit that makes supermodels extra awesome. It’s their genetic predisposition to being slender and keeping off weight.

Let’s face it, no one wants to marry a bombshell (man or woman) and then have him/her gain 100 pounds. A few pounds here or there? No biggie. But a health transformation gone off the deep end is a disservice to yourself and your partner, man or woman. But of course life is hard, you have kids, you get busy, you’re tried, hormones change, you age etc etc and then it happens. Understanding that life is unpredictable in this way I’ve decided that given the choice I prefer to have an added benefit of marrying a girl that at least has genes on her side. Makes sense, doesn’t it? Supermodels get a +1 from me. Asian girls get a +1, too.

#7. Supermodels are financially independent

I once had a boss at the golf club I worked at in high school. He used to be a limo driver in Vegas, and he had all sorts of crazy stories. He’d tell us them and he even gave us us advice about women from time to time. One day he sat us down and imparted words of wisdom which I will never forget. He said, “Boys, I’m going to give you some advice. Marry for money.”

As awesome as this advice was, I now have money so I no longer need to marry to get it. However, believe me, all things being equal, a woman that makes her own living is so much more attractive than one who doesn’t. Supermodels are well paid AND they know the value of their time. And that’s exactly why my soon-to-be supermodel babe will appreciate my time and money as well. It’s an ideal match.

Ne-Yo knew what he was talking about.

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Adam Dunlap

10 Reasons Why I Love Supermodels (part 1 of 2)

April 19, 2014 in Adam Dunlap, Alessandra Ambrosio, Nina Agdal, Supermodels

There are the 10 reasons why I love supermodels. And no, it has nothing to do with their bodies (except sometimes). No, for the sake of this article I’m looking more than skin deep and explaining the ten reason why I love supermodels for who they are. Let’s go.

#1. Supermodels have confidence in a bikini

Girls, take note: there is virtually nothing more attractive than a girl that is confident in a bikini. In fact, the honest truth is it doesn’t matter what you look like or how much you weigh or any of that physical stuff. If you can stand in a bikini and be confident enough to impersonate Karate Kid then you are hot! Supermodels have this confidence. They also have this confidence while wearing lingerie. I like. Take note girls, and level up. Or if you’re a supermodel, fill out my supermodel girlfriend application and let’s become an item.

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You can’t strike a pose like this unless you’re confident in a bikini. Simple as that.

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